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To Whom it May Concern,

Enclosed you will find a product purchased at your giant retail box store. I bought a set of these Lincoln Logs, and this happy thing came out.

I would appreciate a full refund.

Regards,
Your Loyal Customer.

p.s.
Guero wrote this post on his own, which I enjoy.
I also note that he has been listening to All Elvis All the Time on XM, hence the title. ick.

Dear XM,

If you cancel "All Elvis All the Time", and replace it with "All ABBA All The Time" - I will voluntarily sleep in the doghouse.

Regards,
Mrs. Gonzalez